No Way Am I Gay - Review |
The way I look at things, you’re either queer or you’re on the down-low, which, in effect, still makes you queer. If you’re going for a modeling gig and they ask you to undress, it’s possible the director and/or producer of the vehicle you’re trying out for wants to get an idea of what you look like in your birthday suit. If said director and/or producer asks you to yank your chain and jizz all over your stomach, and you say yes, you’re probably gay. So, there is a way you’re gay and this site does not apply. So, if you want to check out some hot hunks, so obviously on the down-low, they make Ellen DeGeneres look straight, you’re in for a sweet man-treat, all for less than a buck a day.
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A few weeks ago, I placed an ad in one of those weekly rags that can be found in any big city. It simply stated, "Top dollar paid for male models. Straight guys only. No queers, sissies, or pansies." The next day, my cell phone blew up! I had straight boys, desperate for cash, calling night and day. In the interview, I held nothing back. I told them what they had to do during their shoot in order to make the cash. Most stormed out, threating to sock me in the face. What you're about to witness are the few who subjected themselves to my cameras, all the time declaring: NO WAY I AM GAY!
Thus begins the adventure of the down-low boys featured on NWIAG (just too fucking tired to type out that long-ass URL again!). Since the site was launched at the end of January of 2006, I’m guessing the lack of content is just a time issue and the site will be rocking with more “straight” fare in the weeks to come. If this is the case, we’re looking at 2 new boy toys every month. Not a bad start, but still a little steep at $29.95 a month to access them.
The site is neatly laid out, but the colors are awful. A lime green background with a pinkish/purplish foreground. If the models that jerked themselves off were in actuality straight before the shoot began, after witnessing those colors, they’re sure to be gay afterwards. Or gay to anyone that witnesses this queer delight of a site. Also, the rainbow colors of the sites name pretty much gives it away that these hunks are gay as fuck.
There’s no real way to find out when the site has been updated, just a “This Week’s Update” line that doesn’t really tell you anything. This week’s “straight” addition is Mister Hunter, spelled out the way it sounds. Here’s more about him:
Talk about a real man. This week's update features Mr. Hunter, and he's about as manly (and straight) as they come: 6 foot 7 inches tall, a tight 240 pounds, this beautiful black man keeps the old cliche alive - black men are packing! And packing Mr. Hunter is...at a tad under twelve full inches (that's right - a FOOT in length) Mr. Hunter has made his share of women scream in delight. What makes this scene so incredible is his giant pop shot. We asked him what he likes in his women, and just seconds after he begins describing his ultimate lady, Mr. Hunter is launching stream after stream of white jizz all over his rock hard frame. These are NOT just normal squirts of jizz my friends...these are more like ropes of cum. A few of them almost hit the poor guy in his face (he was sitting straight up in the pec-deck machine when his balls unloaded). After Mr. Hunter left our studio, it took almost half an hour just to scrub all the DNA off our workout gear. Now, we're just hoping he'll return to NoWayAmIGay for Round 2.
Who is that black stallion kidding, talking about women like he ain’t on the DL. Either way, watching his 12 inch cock shudder after cumming a truckload of mad semen made my review (and morning, noon and evening to boot!).
Accompanying his blabby blurb were movies and pictures. The pictures were all available in hi-res and I counted over a 100 of them for Mister Hunter’s shoot and his equally DL friends. There were also movies included that were all downloadable. Available in WMV format, you can download segments or the entire movie in either MidBand or BroadBand. The MidBand movies are cut into 10 or so segments gobbling up less than 10 megs per video. The BroadBand is the better choice as its crisper, cleaner and good to go. You’re also looking at 40 or so meg per segment, with about 3 in total. You can also download the entire movie in one shot. The MidBand will cost you 75 or so megs and the BroadBand will snag more than a 100 megs.
Another winner on the site was Morgan: Everyone say hi to uber-punkrock brat Morgan. He's into The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, and a host of other bands you've probably never heard of - or care about. he shoots a massive load, as evident on the site. What a mess this dude made...and in the end, he was so desperate for cash he took another $50 to EAT HIS OWN CUM! You're read right. Straight boy Morgan lapped his jizz up. Another awesome scene for No Way Am I Gay! Sure Morgan, you’re not gay. As if!
Conclusion
No Way Am I Gay is a DL site that is a real treat to witness. The pictures are high quality (no vidcaps here!) and the movies are plentiful. The only problem is the lack of a date for the site’s updates and the lack of content. But the site can’t be faulted completely, as it’s still early in the game as it’s been up for less than 6 months. The content that is available is downloadable and of great quality. If you don’t think you’re gay and want to see others in similar denial, check out NWAIG and you’ll find out for sure if you’re on the DL or the fast track to Queer Town.
Price: $29.95 for 30 days recurring; $59.95 for 90 days recurring.
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