Muscle Adonis - Review |
Launched in 2003, Muscle Adonis is a site featuring two muscle bound hunks named Pete and Dan. Apparently, the two steroid-injecting muscle freaks have graced the covers of Abercrombie Quarterly and Playgirl. Personally, they’re more fit to be on Muscle and Fitness or Flex, but that’s just me. What does irk me is the fact that these two boneheads don’t allow you to download their muscle-bound fare. It’s a streaming only situation, and that sucks since you are bound by the site’s schedule for whacking and not your own. At $24.95 a month, it’s a pretty steep price to for stuff you can’t call your own. The only reason why I scored it so high is because it’s evident these guys are studs, but teasing studs who need to be taught a lesson in manners and respect.
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The main members’ page of Muscle Adonis is quite clean and easy to navigate. The links are shown at the very top of the page and has the following categories: Pictures, Videos, Webshow Cam, Chatroom, Diary and X-Tras. The webcam schedule is featured below the links and the updates are shown at the very bottom of the page. Basically, the main page is a self-contained universe which is pleasing to the eye.
Click on Photos and you are taken to a page that is divided into three distinct areas: Pete’s Photos, Dan’s Photos, Duo Photos and Guest Photos. Some of the photos were obviously vidcaps of the video stuff and come off a little cheesy and very grainy. The regular pictures are a little crisper and much better received. With over 70 galleries, you’re looking at an average of about 50 snaps per gallery. If you had your heart and your cock set on pictures featuring more than just posing, you’re going to be sadly mistaken. No sex, just posing… which isn’t necessarily a bad thing of the posers are as hot as Pete and Dan.
You think you’d find some hot steamy action in the Duo Photos section. Unfortunately, all you get is both Pete and Dan flexing close together, but not actually touching. In the Guest Photos section, you see some guy on guy kissing, but that’s about it. Bummer.
The Video section is separated into a similar fashion as the photos: Pete’s Videos, Dan’s Videos, Duo Videos, Guest Videos and Hardcore Videos. Macromedia Flash Player must be installed on your computer in order to watch the action unfold. You’re able to watch the action in low or high quality. Low quality is usually always meant for dial up dinosaurs while high quality caters to DSL, T1 or Cable lines. The only real hardcore action for Pete’s or Dan’s videos are them whacking off… solo, not together. The Hardcore section is a bit of a scam since you don’t see either Pete or Dan engaging in hardcore action. Instead, you’re given a link to a pay-per-view site with a half dozen free movies and the rest needing payment to watch.
The site also features an online diary. It’s a blog in disguise. Nothing to see here. You also get a webcam show twice a week. Yawn, since they’re not doing the things you really wish they were. They should just get out of the closet and show us what we know they’re capable of.
Conclusion
It wasn’t difficult giving Muscle Adonis the score it received. When you’re giving your paying members content that can’t be downloaded and hardcore action featuring other people besides yourselves, especially if the site is modeled after you, it’s a shame. Pete and Dan are obviously some hunky, hot guys… but you never really see them doing anything either together or with others of a sexual nature. Once they learn to explore on another with a tube of KY and some body oil, I might come back to re-review and perhaps even change the score. Until then, they can drop the steroid syringes and stop teasing their members.
Price: $24.95 for 30 days; $69.9557.95 for 90 days recurring at $19.95 for 30 days.
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