Cruise Patrol - Review |
We cruise the highways and local strips on the look out for hot studs needing a ride. We invite them to jump into our bandwagon for a spot of XXX anal reaming screams Cruise Patrol’s tagline. Now, don’t the idea these are British wankers looking for action with their British battle cruiser on autopilot. The only spots you’re going to witness are jizz spots in the back seat of their MPV van, or, as I like to call it, the Multi Penis Vehicle. They tackle Asians, Caucasians, young and old alike. If you’re in need of a lift, you’re in need of Cruise Patrol.
The site promises twinks, rimming, cum baths and some serious deep throating, all for a seriously low price of $4.95 for a limited 3-day trial and $29.96 for a month’s worth of hot gay action. You also get 50 extra sites to bone your own to. Some gay, some not so gay, but all of it worth the price of admission.
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My biggest fantasy has always been thumbing for lifts on Americas highways and byways looking for a luscious lift that would not only take me to my destination, but out into orbit as well. Cruise Patrol, a kinky reality site that preys on the lost and lonely, is that site. With a gang of movies and a grip of pictures to sift through, Cruise Patrol cruises into 1st place on our site with their crisp movies that are downloadable and streamed and some pretty decent content, not including the gaggle of bonus sites included in your monthly membership.
If the free tour section is any indication of what you’ll get inside, you’re getting quite a bit. The site offers six thirty-second trailers for your pud pounding enjoyment, and none of it is censored. You get a quick blurb accompanying each shoot and the names of the performers which help you identify them once you become a paid member. More often than not, sites will throw a bunch of shit at you in their preview section, but neglect to inform you who’s fucking who. Not Cruise Patrol! They tell you who they fuck, what they do and what you can expect to see. With the trailer mixed in, you know EXACTLY what you’re getting yourself into.
At the bottom of the preview page, you get a slew of other guys that have been cruised and patrolled by the resident cruiser, all with names to easily identify them once inside. And once inside, be prepared to be amazed, if you can get past the 3rd party feeds thrown at you and the ridiculous ads and product placement.
Once a paid member, you are granted access to the meat and potatoes of the site… but first you have to navigate your way past 3rd party feeds and ads of the most ridiculous variety, which were the only shortcomings of a site that give you some serious cummings. You’re molested by ads for SexSearch.com, an adult personals site; an advert for GayToyCollection.com where they attempt to peddle cock rings, penis pumps, butt plugs, gay videos and more. More of what? Is there more than what they just mentioned? I better hit the web and explore what I’m missing. Can I feel any less emasculated?
Below this are the site’s latest updates, which is an excellent site addition. Some sites have a link to the most recent updates, while others neglect to tell you what’s been updated or refuse to update their sites at all. It looks like Cruise Patrol updates their site every two weeks, which is two times more frequently than most sites. Below the updates are 3rd party feeds. And I have no fucking clue why they are listed here. These feeds should be kept in a separate link. I want to see some heavy fucking, not some weighty 3rd party feed crap. Below this, you STILL don’t get the action you paid to see. You are given Bonus Features which include links to Adult Toys, Bonus Pics, Bonus Games, Hot MPEGS and Live Rooms. All of it so much fluff.
Finally, below all the above bull-caca, the real action takes place. Aptly named Cruise Control Episodes, you are given a few thumbnails of the action about to take place and a blurb accompanying each bit of action. You also have the option of viewing pictures, (well, vidcaps. There are no pictures, just video captures of the action. Which isn’t that awful, because they are less grainy than what I’m used to viewing) streaming or downloading videos. The clips are chopped up into three to seven segments. They are streamed in Low Speed (56k) or High Speed (300k) or downloaded in Low Speed (150k) or High Speed (300k). They are both available in WMV formats. Low speed clips will cost you 10 megs or less space while high speed will gobble up to 25 megs or room. Stick with the high speed as the quality is much clearer and crisper.
Added on November 15th of last year, the shoot involving Anthony is quite pleasurable. Here’s the blurb associated with the movies and vidcaps: Poor Anthony...This guy was so scared! All he was looking for was a ride to his buddies place and look what he gets wrapped up in! 8 inches of love meat slammed down his throat! He put up a good fight though and in the end, we got him...his REAR end that is!!!
Poor Anthony, but rich you and I. There’s no sex involved, but the way he gets his throat slammed is a site to behold. If blowjobs aren’t your bag, try the episode involving Arik: Arik was smoking a cigarette while waiting for a tow truck to take care of his broken down car. Arik jumped in our van and immediately volunteered that he is good at throwing his legs up. We made Arik be true to his word. He was bobbing up and down on my cock, then I fucked him on the ground. It’s a dangerous shoot since no condom was involved, but I love barebacked action.
The bonus sites are mostly of a non-gay nature, but still worth a look. Worst case scenario, you treat your straight friends to some really nifty content: sites like First Time DP (Double Penetration), Hot Ebony Babes, Lesbian Kinks, Moms Get Fucked, Sex Toy Slut, Wet Cream Pies and dozens more.
Conclusion
Despite the obvious awful product placement and 3rd party feeds, Cruise Patrol is a decent site with some very serious ass-slamming and blow-jobbing action. The guys looking for a lift get more than they bargained for and us as viewers get to be the fly on the wall and are allowed to watch the action that takes place. Some of the bareback action is a little disconcerting, but I’m sure both performers were tested negative. If not, it just adds more allure to the reality aspect of the site. Either way, the site rocks and the bonus content of 50 or so extra sites is a welcomed addition. Cruise on by Cruise Patrol and snag a lift. You won’t be sorry!
Price: $4.95 for 3-day limited trial, recurring; $39.95; $29.96 for 30-days recurring.
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