Boy Ride - Review |
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On the web since April of 2003, Boy Ride rides into your hearts and loins with their cutie-pie boy twinks and exclusive crotch-grabbing content. The site boasts of Real skaters, real surfers and best of all, first-time models. We cruiz parks and beaches to suss out boyz chattin ‘em up ‘bout nollie heelflips or skeg-first takeoff noseriding and before you know it, we’re fetching towels to wipe up all the jizz they just shot on themselves of their buds!
Now, I’m no connoisseur of find skate language, but I am a connoisseur of fine twinks and this site has them in droves. The galleries aren’t extensive, just 50 or so, but the stuff they do have is mighty find and all exclusive. You’re looking at close to 100 downloadable movies last 15 minutes each and covering both MPEG and WMV formats. The stuff is crisp, clean and will make you scream and grab that same towel the site talks about. Your jizz will be rolling down the beachside with the rest of the sand as it's kicked up by these beach-balling teen hunks.
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From the get-go, the site makes these somewhat empty promises: “Amateur Straight Guys get you off? Then Welcome to Boyride! Boyride is committed to providing you with the hottest Amateur Straight Guys, Bi-Curious Dudes and kick back Gay Bros around. If you dig Skaters, Surfers, Snowboarders, BMX Riders and X-Treme Athletes, then join in and chill with the crew. Our straight boys are eager to show it off and get you off. We hand pick all our straight guys by pounding the pavement in Southern California, selecting only the freshest faces and hottest bodies under the sun." Now, I live in So Cal and I have yet to have witness any of these hot twinks on wheels, in cars, or walking the streets. But I digress.
This site caters to of skater boys, bike boys (no, not the motorized kind, the pedal-power type) and any other type of non-mechanized mobile boy. At least that’s what the site would lead you to believe. Once inside, you're met with about 50 twink models, varying in type from skinny skaters, to hirsute extreme sports types.
The premise for the site is a good one. Most of the hot twinks out there are in shape and ride their bikes and their skateboards and do half-pipes and the like. But I think that perhaps some models could be shown actually tooling around WITH a skateboard or doing something other than just sitting down, pulling their dungarees down and going at it.
The photo gallery was executed quite well. With 50 or so models, you’re looking at up to 50 pictures in each set. Most of the models had a bio to share with their adoing public.
The videos were excellent as well, if not a tad light. There were pages of solos, couples, threesomes and more give to give you a chance to choose what kind of action you're looking for. Catering to all wants and desires, Boy Ride at least gets that part of the action correct. The flicks are available in both WMV and MPEG formats. They’re available in two quality levels as well: 256K for caveman dial-up and 1000K for cool, hip broadband users. With broadband, you’re seeing optimized video for the best visual quality. The videos are streamed and downloadable, just the way you like it!
There's also an online store where you can buy DVD compilations of all the hot boyride.com videos, which I think is a totalitarian waste since it should be available on their site for free. You can also access Erotic Fiction, Bonus Junk, Bloopers and Auditions.
They also have a section entitled Model 4 Boyride. I found it so hilarious; I had to include the criteria for your viewing:
You must be attractive.....you should have no trouble getting phone numbers. Models should have at least two of the following qualities: toned body, cute face, hard-edged or boy next door, sexy, well endowed, nice ass. Tattoos and body piercing are always a plus with us. Models for action scenes must be Gay or Bisexual or if Straight, be able to perform with another guy. Models must not be video or camera shy and should ready to work in the adult industry. Attitudes must be checked at the door! Look who’s talking about attitude. Fucking hilarious!
Conclusion
Boy Ride might not be the best ride in town, but it does have some original content and an interesting theme, if not capitalized on to its extreme. Bonus access is gracious as you are given permission to view stuff from CityBoyz.com and live web cams from the guys at DudeDorm.com. If you don’t mind your twinks full of sand and spilling with attitude, thumb a ride then thumb their asses.
Price: $24.95 for 30 days recurring; $54.95 for 90 days non-recurring; $99.95 for 180 days.
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