Amateur Canadian Guys - Review |
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They’re our neighbors and we just can’t ignore them, especially of they’re hot, hung and happy to see us. South Park may have Blamed Canada and almost won an Academy Award for best song, but now it’s Bottom Boys Reviews’ turn to see what all the Canadian hub-bub is about. Since we’ll never see Canadian exports like Michael J. Fox and Alex Trebek naked and getting nailed up the wazoo for our viewing pleasure, the next best thing is to see some younger, hotter and better looking dudes at Amateur Canadian Guys.
The stuff is exclusive and all original. Updates are often and are listed in the main members’ area. There’s no wondering when and how often… it’s right their in your kisser, as is the man goo that pours out of their Canadian cocks. If you want to spend a little less, opt for their 7-day trial for less than 10 bucks. Now, it won’t be as good as Montreal poutine or their infamous bagels, but it’s a start.
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Witnessing the huge content of the site’s tour section, I knew I was in for a hot Canadian treat. Unfortunately, Mr. Blur Tool was used and the hot Canadian cocks I was hoping to see were just a tease. But you get a good idea of what’s inside. You won’t find pasty, snowflaked Canadian boys. There’s a goodly amount of blacks, Asians and Hispanics as well. I guess when they ran to the border, they decided the Canadian border was their best bet.
Run by a Torontonian named Todd Klinck (not sure if he’s related to Colonel Klinck from Hogans’ Heroes, but that’s the dude’s name) and his friend Mandy, you’re greeted to the latest updates on the site’s main page. Links like Videos, Models, Events, and DVDs also greet you at the top of the page.
At last count, this being May 2006, there were approximately 80 models with an average of 50 pictures for each. The images are given in 300X400 pixels and 800X1024 pixels. They’re crisp and clean and show all that Canada has to offer; hard cock and milky white cream. You can view them one by one or download the lot via a nifty ZIP file. If you can ignore the ugly watermark gracing each picture, you’ll enjoy what you see. Canadians are a private punch, and this silly safety feature just proves it.
There were about 100 or more video shoots featuring the same cool, Canadian boys in the picture section. Formats included MPEG at 1200kps and WMV at 700kps. The MPEG option is the keeper, only you can’t keep it at that speed and resolution since it’s streaming only. You are, however, allowed to download the WMV clips, so all is not lost. Half the fare is solo stuff and the other half is hardcore. You’ll witness masturbation, strip teases, toy use and some major spankage. Those Canadian boys sure like to play hard. You also find out when the video was shot and who’s starring and how long it will run. Check out Brad and Macros in After Hours:
Marcos and Brad. Brazilian pornstar Marcos recently immigrated to Canada and began working as a stripper right away. One night, a new model came into the Lounge wanting to be a stripper and a video model. This model was Brad, a very tall, attractive French Canadian with a big cock. We asked Marcos to stay "After Hours" to show Brad the ropes. After a somewhat campy demonstration by Marcos as to the proper way to do a stage-show, Brad and Marcos start doing a duo show which progresses to cock-sucking in both directions. You can tell that Marcos is disappointed because Brad does not want to kiss, or get fucked, but there is a lot of hot footage of Marcos shoving his cock around Brad's hole, threatening an insertion. The scene ends with both boys cumming.
Conclusion
Canada has many amazing exports; wood, water, bagels, beer and some pretty good actors and news anchors. What you probably didn’t know was they also have some fine models ready to fuck and be fucked at the drop of a Maple Leaf. So, put your hand to you heart and sing the praises of that old anthem, Oh Canada and thank your brothers up North for all the hot, fun fare they have at Amateur Canadian Guys. For less than 10 bucks (or a 6-pack of Labatt 50) you’re getting a week’s worth of Canadian goodness. $24.95 (a 2-4 of Molson Golden minus the bottle deposit) will get you a month. Pretty good, eh?
Price: $9.95 for 7-day trial; recurring at $24.95; $24.95 for 30 days recurring; $64.95 for 90 days.
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